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看到爆笑笑话

娱乐大众

翻译就不需要了吧

 

那天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的.
　　前台小姐：“Hello.”
　　老外：“Hi. ”
　　前台小姐：“You have what thing ？”
　　老外：“Can you speak english ？”
　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english， I am speaking what ？”
　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing ， no people have time ， you can wait ， you wait ， you not wait ， you go ！”
　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little , you on earth have what thing？”
　　老外：“I want to speak to your head. ”
　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come.”